Monday, April 27, 2009
Following a crushing defeat at the hands of the far more experienced QKA golfers, the Mechanical Engineers at 15000, Inc. accepted a “pennies on the dollar” buyout offer in an attempt to settle their losses. Given this economy, Steve Kwok was heard to say, “Four lattes is about all their worth”. Early Tuesday morning sign painters were already removing the 15000 logo and replacing it with the patented QKA running man. Sadly, Terry Vion reported that the databases were not compatible and QKA would need to dump “Vision” and begin using the 1999 home edition version of “Quickbooks”. Carol was so relieved that she actually started to cry.
When we last saw Jay Takacs he was attempting to move Jim Theiss’s Pez dispensers out of his office. Jay said “I’m a Principal and you’re not, so get your candy out of my office.”
Reportedly the new firm name will be QKA/23 3000 (which is the new CSI numbering format for Mech. equip.) New business cards will be ordered shortly. Previous restrictions on job titles have been lifted, allowing Amy to finally be referred to as “Queen of all that she surveys”.
Stay tuned for further developments.